undercover heroes

there are some of you. mainly of the female kind. who i would gladly take a bullet for. i would push you out the way of a vehicle heading straight for you. i would beat up that fucker who broke your heart. i would give you a place to stay if you need it. i will be right beside you if you give me a call. i will always walk you home in the dark. i will be your shoulder to cry on. i would give you a hug when u need it most. i would write limericks for you to make you laugh. for some i would even kill myself to save you. and you wont even make me a fucking sammich!